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“Dragon language is a huge turn on, the opening music and when the dragons talk are the biggest turn on of all time.”
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Posted on May 11, 2013 via LIMBO... with 1 note
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Posted on May 10, 2013 via My Books with 31 notes
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Midnight Valentine by John Harwood
Everybody, at some point, just needs a little bit of love in the middle of the night, whether it be familiar or fleeting. John’s blinking neon invitation welcomes the lonely hearts that meet over a drink, a song, and a roll of the dice.
Posted on May 10, 2013 via IanBrooks.me with 357 notes
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Wanna know a secret? You DO have what it takes to get there. It’s just going to take everything you’ve got. Make stuff.
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Posted on May 10, 2013 via The Art Of LeSean Thomas with 856 notes
Source: leseanthomas
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*Me:Hello?Telemarketer:Hello, is your mother home?Me:I have no mother.Her:Well can I speak to your father?Me:Yeah, which one?Her:Which one is home?Me:Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.Her:Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?Me:No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.Her:So who's Antonio?Me:I just told you, Carlos's ex.Her:So Carlos was cheating?Me:Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.Her:So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?Me:No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.Her:So Mark wasn't cheating?Me:I never said that.Her:Yes, yes you did!Me:No I didn't.Her:Y-yes! You did!Me:Did what?Her:Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.My mom's reaction=priceless.
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Posted on May 7, 2013 via Everything Disney! with 191 notes
Source: alwaysdisneybound
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Reblogs and spreading the word are always appreciated! <3
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Posted on May 6, 2013 via laissez faire with 405,684 notes
Source: lonurs
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